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      <title>Life Lesson #137 (Microfiction)</title>
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      <description>&lt;![CDATA[In October of 2021, I participated in my first Microfiction competition, which also happened to be my first attempt at writing Microfiction. &#xA;I was given 24 hours to write 250 words or less for my assigned genre of Romantic Comedy. The story needed to involve getting a massage and contain the word &#34;total.&#34; This is what I ended up with...&#xA;!--more-- &#xA;---&#xA;&#xA;Always read the staff list, dear reader. &#xA;&#xA;My time with an old Highlights magazine was cut short by a familiar voice, matching a familiar figure in the doorway.&#xA;&#xA;“Oh. Hell. No.”&#xA;&#xA;“Hi... Stacy,” I said, nearly choking on my words. &#xA;&#xA;“What the hell are you doing here,” she asked.&#xA;&#xA;“I swear, I had no idea you were working here. Barb recommended I get a massage, and that this place was great and...”&#xA;&#xA;“Oh, do you two know each other,” the ponytailed gentleman behind the reception desk, seemingly not reading the room, cut in. &#xA;&#xA;“Unfortunately,” Stacy grumbled. &#xA;&#xA;“I can reschedule,” I said. “With someone else?”&#xA;&#xA;“Don’t bother. I’m the only one with openings right now, and I can be a mature adult. Can you? Finally?”&#xA;&#xA;She turned, walking back through the doorway, seemingly expecting me to follow. &#xA;&#xA;A massage table sat in the center of the small plant-filled room. Ambient music played through a small speaker on the wall, so low it seemed to stop whenever one of us spoke. &#xA;&#xA;“Lie down, face down,” she said, pointing at the table. I followed her directions.&#xA;&#xA;“Am I allowed to talk,” I asked, as her hands gripped my shoulders.&#xA;&#xA;“I’d prefer you didn’t,” she said. &#xA;&#xA;I nodded. “Okay. This does feel really good, though.”&#xA;&#xA;I felt the fingers push deeper, and I’m pretty sure the music actually stopped. &#xA;“You know, you’re a total ass,” she yelled. &#xA;&#xA;One more thing, dear reader. Always ask your partners what they do for a living. &#xA;&#xA;#microfiction #romanticcomedy]]&gt;</description>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In October of 2021, I participated in my first Microfiction competition, which also happened to be my first attempt at writing Microfiction.
I was given 24 hours to write 250 words or less for my assigned genre of Romantic Comedy. The story needed to involve getting a massage and contain the word “total.” This is what I ended up with...
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<p>Always read the staff list, dear reader.</p>

<p>My time with an old Highlights magazine was cut short by a familiar voice, matching a familiar figure in the doorway.</p>

<p>“Oh. Hell. No.”</p>

<p>“Hi... Stacy,” I said, nearly choking on my words.</p>

<p>“What the hell are you doing here,” she asked.</p>

<p>“I swear, I had no idea you were working here. Barb recommended I get a massage, and that this place was great and...”</p>

<p>“Oh, do you two know each other,” the ponytailed gentleman behind the reception desk, seemingly not reading the room, cut in.</p>

<p>“Unfortunately,” Stacy grumbled.</p>

<p>“I can reschedule,” I said. “With someone else?”</p>

<p>“Don’t bother. I’m the only one with openings right now, and I can be a mature adult. Can you? Finally?”</p>

<p>She turned, walking back through the doorway, seemingly expecting me to follow.</p>

<p>A massage table sat in the center of the small plant-filled room. Ambient music played through a small speaker on the wall, so low it seemed to stop whenever one of us spoke.</p>

<p>“Lie down, face down,” she said, pointing at the table. I followed her directions.</p>

<p>“Am I allowed to talk,” I asked, as her hands gripped my shoulders.</p>

<p>“I’d prefer you didn’t,” she said.</p>

<p>I nodded. “Okay. This does feel really good, though.”</p>

<p>I felt the fingers push deeper, and I’m pretty sure the music actually stopped.
“You know, you’re a total ass,” she yelled.</p>

<p>One more thing, dear reader. Always ask your partners what they do for a living.</p>

<p><a href="https://blog.actionsnacks.net/tag:microfiction" class="hashtag"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">microfiction</span></a> <a href="https://blog.actionsnacks.net/tag:romanticcomedy" class="hashtag"><span>#</span><span class="p-category">romanticcomedy</span></a></p>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2021 14:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
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